Category: Fleshlight Toys

This is where things start to get a little weirder than even I am used to… the Fleshlight Ice introduces a visual element that many people are going crazy over: it is see-through. Both the outer plastic case and sleeve insert are transparent, kind of like a block of ice, get it? Except this kind of ice won’t make your most sensitive parts turn blue, fortunately.

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The Fleshlight Ice comes with its own exclusive textured sleeve too, not available with any other configuration of Fleshlight, and it is also one of the most crazy looking sleeves out of the whole range. This texture is called the Crystal, and it offers 5 or 6 different chambers within it, separated by passages ranging from wide to ultra tight, all with their own unique feel.

So, now that you can actually see how deep you’re going inside, and you can see which individual chamber you’re up to, you can start to work out which is your favorite and then time your strokes to create the most intense orgasms you’ve ever had.

If you have heard about Fleshlight Sex In A Can in the past, or seen some old reviews of it, you may be missing out on the full story. You see, there have been a lot of changes to the “can” range of Fleshlights that are available today. For a start, the old models didn’t have a whole lot of texture on the inside, and a lot of guys just didn’t enjoy it very much. That has all changed now with the introduction of the newly brewed cans.

As I write this, there are four different cans to choose from, each with a different orifice and sleeve texture. O’Doyles Stout is for lovers of anal sex, with the mini-butt orifice and mini-forbidden texture, it provides a great simulation of the tightness and texture you would expect. Sukit Draft comes with a mini-mouth orifice and mini-swallow texture, obviously for those who prefer a good oral experience. Lady Lager has a vaginal orifice and mini-lotus texture, for the more traditional folks. Want to get really crazy? Then try the Succu Dry, a vampire mouth complete with fangs on the outside and inside too!

Fleshlight Sex In A Can is a little bit cheaper than the regular Fleshlights, but is also shorter and you don’t get as many options to choose from, so that is something to think about. The main advantage of the can is the stealth factor. It can be stored on a bookshelf, or pretty much anywhere else, and won’t draw any attention because, well, it looks like a can! It is also popular as a “joke” gift for men who are about to get married, but rest assured this thing is no joke and it is a very usable toy.

Just when I thought the Succu Dry vampire mouth with fangs was the weirdest Fleshlight I had ever seen, they come along with something else… the Fleshlight Alien. OK so I have to admit I have not seen the movie Avatar yet, but apparently a lot of guys did, and apparently a lot of them got turned on at the thought of having sex with an alien. But who am I to judge, right?

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Anyway, the Fleshlight Alien is exactly what it sounds like – an alien vagina – colored blue and with two clits as well! The privilege of being one of the first humans to explore these uncharted vaginas will cost you about $10 more than the regular “human” Fleshlights, or you can go for one of the combo packs. For an extra $15 you can get the Fleshlight Alien along with the 2 disc DVD of This Ain’t Avatar in 2D and 3D versions, and 2 pairs of 3D glasses.

Oh, I didn’t tell you what This Ain’t Avatar is? Just take a guess… you knew it had to happen sooner or later. It is Hustler’s new XXX parody of Avatar, in 3D of course, and at over 2 hours in length it will be the perfect addition to your very own blue alien.

If you have an extra $20 or so to spend, you could get a few pizzas… or you could put that money to good use and get the Fleshlight Vibro. It is time to take back the vibrators from women, not literally of course, but by getting your own kind of vibrators. Ones that don’t go where the sun don’t shine, if you know what I mean.

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Like I was saying, the Fleshlight Vibro costs a little more than the standard range of Fleshlights, but it is actually quite a good deal for the price. It comes with 3 vibrating bullets, a pack of replacement batteries, a case, and a specially designed sleeve insert with pockets to put the bullets in. These vibrating bullets are placed about one inch in, on the outside of the sleeve, to give that extra stimulation that many men called for.

Unfortunately for people who already own one of the standard Fleshlights, there is currently no option which would allow you to purchase the vibrating bullets separately as there would be no way of securing them to the toy. So if you think you’ll want some good vibrations then go for this one right from the start.

This is where it all began, the Original Fleshlight. For those of you who have never tried one of the Fleshlight products before, and are having trouble choosing between all of the options available, the Original Fleshlight would be a great place to start. All you need to do is choose an orifice – vaginal, anal, oral, or stealth – and you are done.

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It comes with a free bottle of lube, a black case, and the removable sleeve insert, basically everything you need to get you on your way. And even though I say this is a good choice for people who are unfamiliar with Fleshlights, that in no way means this is an inferior product. I guess you could say it is just a more simple option to choose for your first purchase.

Millions of men from all over the world got started with the Original Fleshlight, and you can’t argue with those numbers, but if you needed more convincing… maybe the fact that they won the AVN 2011 award for overall best sex toy line would help settle any doubts you have. There isn’t much else to be said about the Original Fleshlight, it is the tried and tested sex toy for men and this is where the fun began all those years ago.

Sex is a very personal thing as we all know. Some guys get turned on by feet, and some get turned on by a pair of long legs, and some will settle for anything with a pulse, so what works for one may not work for another. That is why the Build Your Own Fleshlight has become one of the most popular ways of buying one. The first choice to make, and arguably the least important of them all, is the color of the plastic case. Unless you are going for the blue alien look or the Fleshlight Ice, which I will talk about later, then it really doesn’t matter which color you chose.

The next choice is where the real action begins, so to speak, as this is where you get to choose your “entrance”. The currently available choices are vaginal, oral, anal, or stealth. The stealth orifice is, as the name would suggest, a nondescript orifice that is popular with men who travel by air a lot and would rather not have customs looking through their baggage to find something that looks like a sex toy.

The last decision to make, and the most important in my opinion, is the texture on the inside of the sleeve. There are many to choose from, ranging from an ultra tight and smooth sleeve to the more weird looking vortex sleeve. You can find out more about those in the sleeve reviews section.